Post by Ukyo on Oct 8, 2011 7:55:23 GMT -5
I hear Tala is still raging talking shit about all the great fighters past/present. I think it's time he got put in his place.
This is only partially the biggest upset of my career for a few reasons. I don't have a career fighting anymore nor at the time this took place about a week ago maybe, and it's mostly upsetting because Tala was a good friend/brother to me (more like I put up with him, because it's easier than being enemies with him. Also he can be OKAY at best once in a while) regardless this is more like the biggest upset in Tala's career. Even though it's nothing new for him to lose to me, after all I am FAR better than him, and have never lost to him. Not a single time.
The story goes like this, there is a kid online who is fight exactly like Lance, and I'm fairly certain it was Lance. I'm usually right on the money, but later found out this kid is so fucking terrible he made Lance shine like Polaris. This kid is enraged that I called him Lance, so he spends a few hours trash talking to me while fighting with Tala and losing I think 3 times in a row 2-5, 3-5, 0-5. I exclaim just how bad he really is, neither of the fighters can really make a post without typos, and God forbid the other poor kid fighting Tala couldn't even finish a sentence half the time without randomly inserting asdlfkjalksdfj-- & giving up. This kid is mad because I say you're talking shit to me and you just lost to Tala? You're bad. The usual I'm high and mighty, because let's face it: I was & still am whether I choose to fight or not. This retard gets it in his head to twist my words, by saying how I'm calling Tala a shitty fighter (and he really is, he can't fight ANY other style besides S15/20, and if he's losing all he'll do is counter all day because he's trash) He can't manage real styles he can only manage MySpace styles. Well regardless of those facts, he runs to Tala and tells him I'm talking shit about how badly I could beat him down. Tala comes in of course pissed off, because you know fighting on the internet means everything, so without even asking his "brother" what is going on. He trusts a random stranger, because that's the logical first step, and calls me out in front of a crowded room. Now I may not be a fighter, but I still have my pride. I know I can any one that is fighting right now in any speed styles. Prettz may be an exception to that statement if he's been fighting recently. If he's in training and I'm not, I'd probably get my ass handed to me, but I digress. Tala calls me out like I'm a bitch, instead of checking the situation, and talks to me like I'm dirt. I explain, being a calm individual, because I do like Tala at times when he asks "You think I suck at fighting?" I said: "Since they're twisting my words, compared to me you do, yeah." Tala immediately doesn't catch the not so very subtle hint that they put those words into my mouth, because he's retarded. Princeton University did a lot for him, I'd say. So again he continues to talk to me like I'm dirt, now I'm considered an Elder to Tala someone who without me he would probably be nowhere near the level he is today -- which isn't very high anyway compared to the greats. If it wasn't for me, explaining to him certain ways of how realchat works he might have never even been taken in as a likable person by anyone there. (Faggot couldn't figure out what third party logs have to do with speed fighting. He swore he won fights every time, even when he lost 5-0.) So of course Tala challenges me to a fight, I explain to him you know I don't even fight. He makes a bitchy comment, and that's just it. I create a room, and tell him and only him to come. A man of his word surprisingly he does come along without the troublemaker, and I call Eden's law just to piss him off, because I'm aware that it will get to him. I have a plan in my head to produce tears. We argue for a few minutes about the situation, before I say fuck it. And I go with Eden's law I choose style because I was challenged. I immediately choose RT2. He gets pissy over my calling, but I'm not fighting anything because I know it will make him mad. He finally agrees to RT2, and once agreed upon there is absolutely no more room for bitching about the style. I present to you the log of this fight:
Ukyo Rt2 ready?
-AS- Tala M Valkov: Matter of a fact, then fuck it. Sure.
-AS- Tala M Valkov: RT2 ready.
Ukyo go
-AS- Tala M Valkov: Go.
Ukyo over and to the range of tala m valkov, he is now a head to the nose of him-
Ukyo a head is on to a nose and had tala m valkov to the sky now-
-AS- Tala M Valkov: .A dash to the air as he'd move from ukyo's head now.
-AS- Tala M Valkov: .the right hand down, a dash from ukyo's range again.
Ukyo his hand now to move out to a tala m valkov's head fast-
-AS- Tala M Valkov: .the right hand down, a right palm to form fire now.
Ukyo a knee is outward as he's to the range of tala m valkov, knee to his nose now-
Ukyo a knee on to the nose had him to the air as tala m valkov is upward-
-AS- Tala M Valkov: .the right hand to move the fire to the gut for ukyo now.
Ukyo a head of me is now out to the head of tala m valkov and fast-
Ukyo a head on to a head had tala m valkov on a head of me hard-
-AS- Tala M Valkov: .the fire then moved on the gut for ukyo as he'd move to the air.
Ukyo a knee is to come up and outward to the jaw of tala m valkov-
Ukyo a knee on to the jaw had him to the air tala m valkov and up above him-
-AS- Tala M Valkov: .the right leg then moved out, a dash from the knee of ukyo.
-AS- Tala M Valkov: .the right leg to the gut for ukyo.
Ukyo time
Ukyo his hand is to move a tala m valkov leg away-
Ukyo time
Ukyo 3-0 ready
-AS- Tala M Valkov: YOu're such a dick bro.
The score was 4-0, before he quit. I miscounted during the fight. I do it a lot. After that Tala no longer wanted to fight, he's never up to fighting a losing battle. One of the many reasons he'll never be one of the top fighters. Clearly Tala asked for S15 directly afterward, because he knew he was outmatched. I declined because he was unwilling to finish the fight, I said let's finish this one then we'll fight in S15 -- keeping in mind this entire time I DO NOT FIGHT ANYMORE. That goes for ANY style. Tala declined and continued to bitch and moan, about why I did this. As if it was my fault (one of the many reasons I dislike fighting Tala, if you win he takes it WAY too seriously. He's a decent person most of the time other than that. I have declined more fights with Tala than all the amounts of fights I've declined with other people all put together in my entire career as a speed fighter for this reason.)
All in all I continued to insult Tala in the worst ways possible, because I know him from being friends with him for so long. He eventually got broken down, because he is a very weak willed person, and went offline to cry about it for the night. He came back in the morning trying to reconcile with me on MSN, but was simultaneously talking shit about me on chat because I had told him I'd CONSIDER apologizing to him if he could admit he was acting like a total faggot -- something he couldn't do even when pointed out with proof. Regardless of all this drama follow up.
All I have to say is Tala, if anyone is washed up. It's not all the great fighters, we can come and go, and still win fights. You hang around when we're gone because it's the only time you can actually win fights. You take fighting too seriously, you need to stop talking shit about all the good fighters; with an attitude like that you're never going to be a great yourself. You have never beaten me in a fight, one person seems to think you have obviously you probably fought somebody who was on my name. I don't frequent chat, and when I did I clearly smashed you. And this last time even without frequenting chat, or fighting ever in like a year+ I still smashed you. You bitch and moan because you say it was RT2 a style you don't even fight, go figure buddy. I don't fight ANY STYLES WHATSOEVER. You were my first fight in probably a year, and you got manhandled. I don't know why you cry over RT2 anyway, when the best part about the entire situation is I WAS DOING S15 + THE ENTIRE TIME. You couldn't keep up in RT2. Know your place, you're a hater, and you need to toughen up. I am more than you'll ever be in this game, Bro. Take solace that you don't need to work so hard, because it'll never amount to you being better. Sit back, relax, and forget about fighting. Everyone else has. & Stop talking shit about the so many people who are better than you man. If any one of us ever decided to come back, do you know how fucked you would be? Most of us probably wouldn't even need training to beat you down in every style you can think of. Especially me. I'd like to end this with you yourself are one of the biggest upsets in speed fighting, that goes along with your entire career. And I was only ever nice to you to begin with because Prettz and I thought it was funny to watch you lose fights and swear you won.
This is only partially the biggest upset of my career for a few reasons. I don't have a career fighting anymore nor at the time this took place about a week ago maybe, and it's mostly upsetting because Tala was a good friend/brother to me (more like I put up with him, because it's easier than being enemies with him. Also he can be OKAY at best once in a while) regardless this is more like the biggest upset in Tala's career. Even though it's nothing new for him to lose to me, after all I am FAR better than him, and have never lost to him. Not a single time.
The story goes like this, there is a kid online who is fight exactly like Lance, and I'm fairly certain it was Lance. I'm usually right on the money, but later found out this kid is so fucking terrible he made Lance shine like Polaris. This kid is enraged that I called him Lance, so he spends a few hours trash talking to me while fighting with Tala and losing I think 3 times in a row 2-5, 3-5, 0-5. I exclaim just how bad he really is, neither of the fighters can really make a post without typos, and God forbid the other poor kid fighting Tala couldn't even finish a sentence half the time without randomly inserting asdlfkjalksdfj-- & giving up. This kid is mad because I say you're talking shit to me and you just lost to Tala? You're bad. The usual I'm high and mighty, because let's face it: I was & still am whether I choose to fight or not. This retard gets it in his head to twist my words, by saying how I'm calling Tala a shitty fighter (and he really is, he can't fight ANY other style besides S15/20, and if he's losing all he'll do is counter all day because he's trash) He can't manage real styles he can only manage MySpace styles. Well regardless of those facts, he runs to Tala and tells him I'm talking shit about how badly I could beat him down. Tala comes in of course pissed off, because you know fighting on the internet means everything, so without even asking his "brother" what is going on. He trusts a random stranger, because that's the logical first step, and calls me out in front of a crowded room. Now I may not be a fighter, but I still have my pride. I know I can any one that is fighting right now in any speed styles. Prettz may be an exception to that statement if he's been fighting recently. If he's in training and I'm not, I'd probably get my ass handed to me, but I digress. Tala calls me out like I'm a bitch, instead of checking the situation, and talks to me like I'm dirt. I explain, being a calm individual, because I do like Tala at times when he asks "You think I suck at fighting?" I said: "Since they're twisting my words, compared to me you do, yeah." Tala immediately doesn't catch the not so very subtle hint that they put those words into my mouth, because he's retarded. Princeton University did a lot for him, I'd say. So again he continues to talk to me like I'm dirt, now I'm considered an Elder to Tala someone who without me he would probably be nowhere near the level he is today -- which isn't very high anyway compared to the greats. If it wasn't for me, explaining to him certain ways of how realchat works he might have never even been taken in as a likable person by anyone there. (Faggot couldn't figure out what third party logs have to do with speed fighting. He swore he won fights every time, even when he lost 5-0.) So of course Tala challenges me to a fight, I explain to him you know I don't even fight. He makes a bitchy comment, and that's just it. I create a room, and tell him and only him to come. A man of his word surprisingly he does come along without the troublemaker, and I call Eden's law just to piss him off, because I'm aware that it will get to him. I have a plan in my head to produce tears. We argue for a few minutes about the situation, before I say fuck it. And I go with Eden's law I choose style because I was challenged. I immediately choose RT2. He gets pissy over my calling, but I'm not fighting anything because I know it will make him mad. He finally agrees to RT2, and once agreed upon there is absolutely no more room for bitching about the style. I present to you the log of this fight:
Ukyo Rt2 ready?
-AS- Tala M Valkov: Matter of a fact, then fuck it. Sure.
-AS- Tala M Valkov: RT2 ready.
Ukyo go
-AS- Tala M Valkov: Go.
Ukyo over and to the range of tala m valkov, he is now a head to the nose of him-
Ukyo a head is on to a nose and had tala m valkov to the sky now-
-AS- Tala M Valkov: .A dash to the air as he'd move from ukyo's head now.
-AS- Tala M Valkov: .the right hand down, a dash from ukyo's range again.
Ukyo his hand now to move out to a tala m valkov's head fast-
-AS- Tala M Valkov: .the right hand down, a right palm to form fire now.
Ukyo a knee is outward as he's to the range of tala m valkov, knee to his nose now-
Ukyo a knee on to the nose had him to the air as tala m valkov is upward-
-AS- Tala M Valkov: .the right hand to move the fire to the gut for ukyo now.
Ukyo a head of me is now out to the head of tala m valkov and fast-
Ukyo a head on to a head had tala m valkov on a head of me hard-
-AS- Tala M Valkov: .the fire then moved on the gut for ukyo as he'd move to the air.
Ukyo a knee is to come up and outward to the jaw of tala m valkov-
Ukyo a knee on to the jaw had him to the air tala m valkov and up above him-
-AS- Tala M Valkov: .the right leg then moved out, a dash from the knee of ukyo.
-AS- Tala M Valkov: .the right leg to the gut for ukyo.
Ukyo time
Ukyo his hand is to move a tala m valkov leg away-
Ukyo time
Ukyo 3-0 ready
-AS- Tala M Valkov: YOu're such a dick bro.
The score was 4-0, before he quit. I miscounted during the fight. I do it a lot. After that Tala no longer wanted to fight, he's never up to fighting a losing battle. One of the many reasons he'll never be one of the top fighters. Clearly Tala asked for S15 directly afterward, because he knew he was outmatched. I declined because he was unwilling to finish the fight, I said let's finish this one then we'll fight in S15 -- keeping in mind this entire time I DO NOT FIGHT ANYMORE. That goes for ANY style. Tala declined and continued to bitch and moan, about why I did this. As if it was my fault (one of the many reasons I dislike fighting Tala, if you win he takes it WAY too seriously. He's a decent person most of the time other than that. I have declined more fights with Tala than all the amounts of fights I've declined with other people all put together in my entire career as a speed fighter for this reason.)
All in all I continued to insult Tala in the worst ways possible, because I know him from being friends with him for so long. He eventually got broken down, because he is a very weak willed person, and went offline to cry about it for the night. He came back in the morning trying to reconcile with me on MSN, but was simultaneously talking shit about me on chat because I had told him I'd CONSIDER apologizing to him if he could admit he was acting like a total faggot -- something he couldn't do even when pointed out with proof. Regardless of all this drama follow up.
All I have to say is Tala, if anyone is washed up. It's not all the great fighters, we can come and go, and still win fights. You hang around when we're gone because it's the only time you can actually win fights. You take fighting too seriously, you need to stop talking shit about all the good fighters; with an attitude like that you're never going to be a great yourself. You have never beaten me in a fight, one person seems to think you have obviously you probably fought somebody who was on my name. I don't frequent chat, and when I did I clearly smashed you. And this last time even without frequenting chat, or fighting ever in like a year+ I still smashed you. You bitch and moan because you say it was RT2 a style you don't even fight, go figure buddy. I don't fight ANY STYLES WHATSOEVER. You were my first fight in probably a year, and you got manhandled. I don't know why you cry over RT2 anyway, when the best part about the entire situation is I WAS DOING S15 + THE ENTIRE TIME. You couldn't keep up in RT2. Know your place, you're a hater, and you need to toughen up. I am more than you'll ever be in this game, Bro. Take solace that you don't need to work so hard, because it'll never amount to you being better. Sit back, relax, and forget about fighting. Everyone else has. & Stop talking shit about the so many people who are better than you man. If any one of us ever decided to come back, do you know how fucked you would be? Most of us probably wouldn't even need training to beat you down in every style you can think of. Especially me. I'd like to end this with you yourself are one of the biggest upsets in speed fighting, that goes along with your entire career. And I was only ever nice to you to begin with because Prettz and I thought it was funny to watch you lose fights and swear you won.