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Post by skylaamour on Nov 6, 2012 0:43:29 GMT -5
RAP BATTLES OF EPICNESS~BEGIN:
Now y'all be all front'n like you're the bestest this misinformed catalogue be straight up congested with shit dope contesters//
Man call the plumber can y'all get any dummber?
Spittin' typin' rhymes I've seen and heard many a times Gimmie somthin' new I beg it. I beg it of you this shit you leave, all it does is make me spew//
Yeah I said it so what you guna do? Fight me with speed in skill and go in for the kill?
Psh, dude bring it I'll 5-0 your ass you're in my territory now you're go'in get a beat down//
You think you're funny like you're some class clown I'll wipe that smile off your face and leave you with a frown. And I'll take that crown and wear it as my own, over-seeing victories on my own fuckin' throne//
Skyla's the name, rap battles is my game what've you got to offer, you foolish show-stopper- nothin' I know, I knew it already tear your hair out, I'll eat it for my spaghetti//
I'll gut you to pieces with words that hold true, don't cry now baby, you know I've got you.
With a ;smirk; and a ;wink; Skyla gestures forward, awaiting her opponent , man is she bored.
So you think you can win? It's the best outta three Don't worry when you loose I'll let you walk free//
Who won? Whose next? You decide!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2012 14:56:45 GMT -5
Can't even spell dumber right, You just called on the plight. With one swing, you will feel my might //
Little kid, get offline, Your bitch thought my dick was fine, I rattled her like a chime //
Four days, seven scores, All the bitches drop their drawers. //
I am king, you can barely use your thing, Now get off, the ref just called DING DING.
Round over, Bend over, Take it in the ass, THICK ASS BASS COMING THROUGH, NIGGAS THINKING I AM A FOOL, WHILE THEIR BITCHES DROOL, AND THEY CRY THAT I AM TOO CRUEL, Spiking them like a bull, Didn't I say you couldn't even use your tool? //
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Post by skylaamour on Nov 6, 2012 19:37:42 GMT -5
Rap Battles of Epicness: Round Two Begin!
...Yeah I know- it was a play on words for show, dude what are you like snail-slow? Though i'm glad you called it out does it make you any smarter? Ha! Please, i'm laughing out loud!//
As for the D you'll never have me, that tiny little thing couldn't handle what I bring
Boy keep dreamin', you ain't getting girls screamin'- keep wishing keep hoping, there ain't guna be no eloping.//
'Tis a sad day when a little boy can't play, baby where's your toys? You're guna need em while I enjoy- seeing you scratch and claw for words, you're just some, big time nerd.//
Ref hold the bell, I wana see what this kid can yell- yeah he can call it on what others spell- but can he take it when he finds out his bitch's faked it? No surprises there, oh no is that a tear?//
Boy quit trippin', you ain't foolin' nobody go back to your girls in magazines. Think you're some playboy? Kid, it's only what you see and read! Like you're in desperate need, a calf not a bull- you've got no game, you've got no skill!//
Do you need some aloe vera? Coz you just got burned. It's my round Ref, of that I can discern. Kid you seem concerned, but that's okay- you can just watch and learn.//
Who won? Whose next? You decide!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2012 0:16:33 GMT -5
No skill? Sorry for that, But your GF now has my kid, She forgot to take her pill.
The rap game is done and gone, You my friend are just a pawn, Words as hard as a fawn.
I weave my rhymes, Yours brings flies, Voice sounds like you are too busy sucking off guys.
Lance Ryan Williams here, Something for you to fear, Look behind your shoulder, The scene just got colder.
The FBI will search, They will find scenes that make their stomach lurch.
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Post by skylaamour on Nov 7, 2012 5:43:23 GMT -5
Rap Battles of Epicness: Round Three Begin!
Yeah that's right you ain't got no skill, with the way your words are flowing I'd say you were ill//
Sick with delusions most probably - go suck it, you suck, as much as you fuck; which by the sounds of it, is hella alot!
You sure you can even get a kid? When all you give is S.T.D'S dude have you even passed your S.A.T's?! I'ma go with no coz your dick can't even grow past puberty - you are such a stand-up joke!//
And in actual fact LRW- I share the same last name, as you but unlike you I'm a force to be reckoned with fuck that no- I'm a Dark Lord of The Sith! So what's there to fear you young padawan? Don't quit on me now the fun has just begun//
Of course I understand if you're a dropnuts now I knew it from the start so go ahead and don't be apart~
Your efforts have been tested but your hopes have been in vain- how does failure feel? And can you handle all the pain? Yeah i'm a girl and I make your toes curl, I wear a flippen crown and I don't get down on just any guy and that ain't no lie!//
[[Peace fo sho'-good game bro.]]
Who won? Whose next? You decide!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2012 23:21:17 GMT -5
I am ill, a virus, you better take an antibiotic pill, Before my words put you down and kill.
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Post by skylaamour on Nov 11, 2012 3:08:15 GMT -5
-le yawn; I've won already go ahead and mourn tear your guts out I'll display them on the lawn
This is tiresome when you're not even trying saying you were good would mean that I am lying...
I suggest you take a test and try to do your best then just maybe you'll be a fit guest to take me on and fight it all the way instead of being lame and loosing out this game
I could go on but what would be the point? I should just go and light up a joint!
At first I was like this might be fun but as it turns out you are just too dumb
So boring I'm snoring but I can't help not ignoring the words you type they're just so ripe- for picking at and showing the lameness that is growing-
That's me I'm done I've had my fun if someone else wants a go I'm keen for it bro..
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Post by skylaamour on Nov 14, 2012 7:23:51 GMT -5
Grrrrrawr...Haai err'body!
Okay so a mate of mine writes this, and thinking it is bloody awsome, I am going to add it to this thread for your enjoyment. It's a little...errr...R-rated, but...it is just too good.
"Rap battle? Let's go. Time for an assault of the senses via lyrical flow.
Impressive, for sure, that use of your mouth, but I always prefer it a little further south.
Love not war, to settle this score..you can spit lyrics, but I recall you can spit a whole lot more...
words, expressions and an aim to please, you always succeeded, even on your knees.
To render me speechless and claim this win, requires a wide-eyed expression and yearning grin.
Indeed my tongue too, could be put to better uses...grazing between your thighs, lapping up juices.
Let's drop this act and the need to appease, slip down here with me, upon our knees.
Allow me to remind you of days gone by, your back arching upwards, your eyes to the sky...
Possession of soul, of body, of sin, my caress adorning new life to your sensual skin.
Allow me to taste, as I would allow too...I don't want a rap battle...I just want you."
--Not my own words, I take NO credit for this at all, no copyright intended--
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2012 16:33:38 GMT -5
Your words are horrible, terrible, and should be spoken no more. Take time and learn to walk, stop crawling on the floor.
Stand high, walk tall, learn to rap before you get on the ball. Learn to fly, not dive from heavens skies.
Learn the game before you can grasp this fame, you will bring nothing but shame and turn this writing lame.
I forgot you had tits, on your chest you actually have pits.
I shall now insert a line, you will die, fall face first into the ground, goodbye.
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Post by S k y l -A-;~ on Aug 19, 2014 16:16:00 GMT -5
Holy shieeeet, haven't read this in so long!!! God it makes me cringe. ><
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