MGuush.
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Post by MGuush. on Oct 25, 2012 3:08:12 GMT -5
K. Posted. How many lines you wanna go?
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Post by taylormoccasins on Oct 25, 2012 3:11:45 GMT -5
aw shit son okay i'm here. let's do six. you can start. man been ages since i done this drunk excited LEGGO.
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MGuush.
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Post by MGuush. on Oct 25, 2012 3:17:56 GMT -5
I'm going to use a recycled line, just because I like it. Call me a wolf when I see your girl's full moon, or a lycan. Howlin' at that ass, whatchin' that booty shake and jiggle. But enough about that, we are in a battle. What the fuck do I say as an entry to make you rattle? Oh well, this is going to be long, like a trip from LA to Seattle.
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Post by taylormoccasins on Oct 25, 2012 3:43:22 GMT -5
I very much enjoy your initial attempt to make a personal affront / But like in the Halo series your damage is equivalent to a grunt // I don't have a 'girl' because I'm past the stage prepubescent / If you're a pedophile dude then your reality I need to augment // I deal with women, the grown and the bleeding / Like the billion dollar man Vash, I'm surely Stampeding // You say you were waiting to come at me full throttle / Save yourself some face, go ahead and quit, you're downright godawful // If you want to go energy drink I can be Red Bull and Monster / I'm the best of the best and you're bound for the dumpster // With the "challenge" you are I might as well be talking to myself: a soliloquy / I'm famous like the opening line of Hamlet, "To be or not to be." //
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Post by taylormoccasins on Oct 25, 2012 3:56:54 GMT -5
six bars btw not six lines
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Post by Ukyo on Oct 25, 2012 4:00:00 GMT -5
Like the billion dollar man Vash, I'm surely Stampeding
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AND WE'LL HIT YOUR FAMILY FUNCTION, ON THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI. I'LL GET SO MUCH ITALIAN BRAIN THAT BY THE TIME THEY FINISH ME, MY DICK'LL BE AN EXPERT ON THE HISTORY OF SICILY
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MGuush.
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Post by MGuush. on Oct 25, 2012 4:14:08 GMT -5
Okay, now that I know what I'm up against. I appreciate someone who can structure something nicely. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seems to me you come off kind a gay, fruity lines of punch./ Though you can rap, I still get that kind of hunch./ At least you are better then that weirdo dionysus./ Yo, you seem kind of mad, did I get into your skull?/ Did your butter knife break off when you cut yourself or did it go dull?/ Your washed up, I'm number one with you into submission in a head-lock./ I'll put the world on your shoulders, top heavy, so get dropped./ Since I'm number one, you thought I would think twice to go against you, I think not./ Mouth full of crack, spitting dope flows, all my money invested to wet rock./ Un-breakable. built steady and re-inforced with bed-rock./ I'm the calm before the storm and you already feel the wake of my aftermath./ Feel my universal cleansing like a hippy does after bath, your a bitch, I smash and pass./
Lol. I'm having fun. Good battle so far.
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Post by taylormoccasins on Oct 25, 2012 5:24:42 GMT -5
So I get a bit exotic with my lyrics; in my punch there's cyanide / Take a sip, please, because you're stupid enough to follow Jim Jones as a spiritual guide // If you're going Greek you can keep Dionysus, I do as the Romans with the counterpart Bacchus / Regardless of origin if the gods took you as a specimen they could only mock us // I feel no anger, no regret, and no remorse / It's entertaining you think you've got some kind of discourse // Going back to the Greeks you seem to think you're burdening me like Atlas / Unfortunately kid I have to tilt your views on their axis // You make references to the earth, winds, and universe like you're some force of nature / You said your mouth's full of crack and you act like you're not gay? Sure // I'm a bit disappointed I thought your insults would be more than trite / Apparently I was wrong, you're a waste of my time, so I bid thee goodnight //
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Paul Kelly
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Post by Paul Kelly on Oct 27, 2012 9:55:17 GMT -5
Fuck Greece and Rome, PK will forward you to Sicily. Then blindside you from behind like an assed out simile. Taylor's doggin Korvein like a bitch in its heat. While Bacchus is just resting like a stool for my feet. I'm stompin out the fllamers like a fireman's rescue. But abstaining from the battle like a wiseman's eschew. Call me Don Kelly cuz I'm the boss of all bosses. And Ukyo can win, but both you rappers can take losses. I put in my two cents like I'm depositing some cash. And do it so halfassed just like a teen who sleeps in class.
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Post by Ukyo on Oct 27, 2012 14:23:37 GMT -5
i'll hit your family function on the shores of Tripoli, i'll get so much italian brain that by the time they finish me, my dick will be an expert on the history of sicily.
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Post by MGuush. on Oct 28, 2012 17:50:29 GMT -5
Okay, now it's time for me to post. ------------------------------------------ Paul Kelly, stale as some bread and some expired jelly. While I keeps it funky like my balls sweaty. ------------------------------------------- Call me the god of the sea, Posiedon. Flowin' out the mouth while drive by ridin' Poppin shots from my lips, toss you in the river. I'ma monster, I'll eat you up for dinner. Okay, never mind. New tactic. I'm bringing the harrible core, step to the carnival doors. This shit will stick to you like a barnical store. I'm what you get when you subtract 2 from 5 sixes. Hades in the heart of a god, leave you with 9 stitches. Poke you with my trident, I dare you bitches to try it. I may be nothing in this world, but I garuntee I'm still a mental giant. ------------------- fuck I can't rap when I'm blowed as fuck.
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Paul Kelly
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Post by Paul Kelly on Oct 29, 2012 3:01:12 GMT -5
Korvein, your rhymes are like Benstein's rehearsals. That shit stinks worse than a Pampers commercial. And you call yourself Poseidon, more like Joe Biden. Do not collide with me, cuz that's where you'll be backslidin. Just be like water and subside, do like the tide and just reside. And be a ghost, just pay no mind or like Atlantis sink and die. If you're a monster, I'm the slayer, you're Skywalker, I'm Darth Vader. You're the cop in Terminator 2... I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger. And I bet you bring the carnival to town with you on purpose. Sure, yeah, right, clownin boy you are a circuss. Talkin two from five sixes, that's like paper rock scissors. It had to be a paper knife to only give me nine stitches. Boy you lie like Richard Nixon, backwards like you're thinkful wishin. Dreamin like you're reminiscin, but bitch better pay attention, I'm the fire in that line of sulfur called the River Styx. That which burns the hearts of hades, I'm your motherfuckin fix. I'm that powder in your brain and I'm the poison in your veins. If you think you are the devil, that makes me the boondock saints. And I will poke you with my fork like I poke pork on dinner plates. After the reconstructive surgery my dick does to your face.
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Post by Loco Dragon 20/20 on Oct 29, 2012 14:02:21 GMT -5
lol
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Post by z on Oct 29, 2012 19:23:18 GMT -5
. you're Skywalker, I'm Darth Vader. You know Luke won, right?
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Post by Lys' on Oct 30, 2012 14:56:23 GMT -5
Man, that sounds like the worst paper cut EVER. You must be one helluva bitch.
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