MGuush.
Contender
Ignore me, I'm irrelevant.
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Post by MGuush. on Oct 14, 2012 3:29:31 GMT -5
Hand to the hilt as I bring it over their head. Kind of cheesy? How about I leave this battle like breakfast, over easy. Please me, John Cena couldn't even see me. Sneaky as fuck, result to swinging with brass. The truth is kind of hard, words spoken brash. Smash past, flyin' past the route 66. I'm runnin', not in a car, power level sixty six six. Me and blah blah, hand in hand, swervin in the streets. Like Earl, i'm a nice guy in person but a pervert in the sheets. I speaks, the lyrical flavor right off the tongue. I'm the shit, that's why I reek of harvested cow dung. Eat my feces, feel your hole body now get numb. Feel the phonk, trippy tracers while the numb starts to hum. I pay homage to Madlib, touching something like my dad did. Obviously a joke, but you should understand my metaphor. Walked up to a gathering, smashed, left, of course I met a whore. Who met the door, hit her where the good lord split her. Posting message, something casually done like sitting on the shitter.
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Post by D on Oct 15, 2012 22:36:28 GMT -5
Like Blade, I remove the black shades for these haters. Look'em face to face as I draw my lightsaber. Cheezy? I'll put a few karots in your kabbage. Now that's pretty cheezy, I'll say it's not average. Elbow to the face and a knee to the ball sack. I'm too real like two faces, haters better fall back. So brash, look uh nigga even got his car jacked. Now he's runnin fast, gettin chased by the boogie man. You play for the raiders, but I play for the mavericks. I judge girls like a skater, but you judged me like a faggot. I shine for the haters, but you are a cloaked figure. So figuritively speaking, my thumb and middle finger. And I don't even take your bullshit, I let it linger. Cuz I'm the typeh rapper who will curb your favorite singer. The difference between us? Is that I have a meaning. I'll say some contraversial shit and make'm have a meeting. I turn my saber back off, leave your rapper bleeding. Put my hater shades back on, there's your ass beating. Nigga...
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Post by z on Oct 16, 2012 2:13:13 GMT -5
Well there's your ass beating.. / Fuckin' wit' my boy, that'll be your last greetin'. / See me and my Guerillas, in the dark, in a meeting.. / They're hitting us with tyranny, that's the mother fuckin' reason / The government lying, I think it's really treason / They said since we're breathin', then we're not human beings / Shades so dark, I can't tell what i'm seein'.. / And throw the hood up like ya' boy is belemic. / I'm a fightin' Behemoth. Cut that dope up tha' cleanest/ Oh you got some cash? My gat makes that a convience / We tell them that we're bleeding. They say not to believe it. / I'm ridin' out with Jesus -- and that makes me a genius / High enough to be on Venus..~
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2012 2:34:45 GMT -5
I jump through the mist / Clock out all three niggas with one fist / Laying on the ground in their own piss / I add them to the my list /
Slacking, crackling, smacking / That is what they were before / Then I opened paradoras box / Now they brain-dead, trying to fit blocks / Your mom's pussy is as dry as a desert fox /
You better run and hide / Better not get tongue tied / Because through this journey, I will be your guide / Remember when your GF said 'I only slept with one guy'
Well, she lied, because in order to count my dick size, you must divide.
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Post by z on Oct 16, 2012 2:39:05 GMT -5
lol....
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2012 3:19:41 GMT -5
That is the reaction I was going for.
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Post by D on Oct 16, 2012 4:25:40 GMT -5
Explicit... Listen, I'm the average civilian. A native american mistaken for a brazilian. I come from the bottom and I've never seen a million. But I have had more money than lance ryan williams. Explicit... I'm not talkin grands, I'm talkin grandeur. If you're a storyteller, I'm a raconteur. Do I get paid for every name that I slander? Okay, two greek gays, alexander and lysander. Explicit... At least dionysus had riches. Drank wine and partied with a bunch of bad bitches. If nonpareil had no equal and was peerless. That's just cuz his listeners were motherfuckin earless. Explicit... I'll two face yall and squad up with the king of speed. And then I'll pair up with the underground paraqueen. Jump me? your outlaw contender's off topic. Cloaked figure jumped through the mist but he missed, what a bitch. Explicit... Hello again, incase you have forgotten. Watch darth bring a pistol but get whipped by the guncotton. These lyricists think with their dicks, I use my noggin. Valgara couldn't catch up to me even if I was joggin. Explicit... I'll say it clearly so that you can start a riot. And beat that pussy black and blue and purple, who? violet. Not even MG, could defeat this emcee. So I recommend you put the mic away, don't test me.
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Post by D on Oct 16, 2012 5:05:16 GMT -5
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Post by Lys' on Oct 16, 2012 13:53:11 GMT -5
This nigga still talking, all the while he still walking running his mouth like luke skywalker he thinks he's bad, but all he ever does is just get mad Dionysus so full of shit, that it makes real niggas convulse in fits your bullshit ain't nothing but a fail game but it don't work on me the same all it does is make me rise above you I'm Hitler, and you're another dead jew. You've got nothing that you can do to me, Still, you'll never really see. You're nothing more than a wannabe, A video game nigga trying to play Ryo Watanabe.
At the end of the day, I'm still the realest nigga here, And you? You're all gay.
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Post by Lys' on Oct 16, 2012 13:58:46 GMT -5
And before you even try to respond Remember that it's game 1 I've never done this before Until I just now walked in this door And yet I'm already better than you Story of another day in the life of a Jew.
If you're native american, then I'm the white man Give you smallpox, in a box of blankets. Nothing you say is going to be good. Now get the fuck out of my hood. This is my shit, I run this. You're nothing but my second-hand bitch. A clone of what I've always been.
You try all night to get what I've got, but in the end you're just another carrot in the pot. I'm making stew out of you, mincing up the meat for my soup. You're dinner, but you're bad. Ruined and trying to put on cast out fads. You run a game that we've all done before, it worked for us, but you're just getting hit by a bus.
So, I'll say this one last time and I hope you listen good.
Dionysus...
Get the fuck out of our hood.
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Bice
Champion
The Connoisseur of Speed-Fighting.
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Post by Bice on Oct 16, 2012 14:11:34 GMT -5
Don't rap anymore, hun. >_>
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Post by Lys' on Oct 16, 2012 14:14:37 GMT -5
It was my first attempt in the history of history, so why Dionysus is still so bad at it is a complete mystery.
But yes, I sound a trifle bit like Dr. Seuss.
I was just bored, okay.
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Post by z on Oct 16, 2012 14:31:42 GMT -5
L M A O @ Violet ..Lys' spits fire.
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Post by D on Oct 16, 2012 15:39:52 GMT -5
I gotta million more raps and disses for yall, just choose one. And by the way, your lyrics suck just like your online fighting skills, So I'm not even gonna bother with you any more. I already accomplished what I set out to do here. My thanks goes out to Lysander for opening his mouth and exposing everyone here at HoRP, so you can thank the snitch for crushing your dreams. Anyways, it's all good, I'm leavin your hood. Now that all the actual talent has left HoRP... You birds... heh, I mean ducks... Have fun...
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Post by Lys' on Oct 16, 2012 15:44:40 GMT -5
All the talent left?
But I've been here all along.
Squall's still posting here.
Hell, our most untalented person is 1000x greater than you, Wesley.
You claim you exposed something, but you've done nothing. The thing you "exposed" was something everyone already knew.
Go ahead, make a poll. Ask how many people knew that this website was made as a testament to MG's own ego before I said it.
You'll be the only one that didn't, apparently.
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