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Post by Lys' on Apr 23, 2012 5:55:27 GMT -5
What's the matter, Wesley? Afraid to step into a ring that isn't so marred with pathetic bitching - on your part - that it could easily justify being deleted from existence when you lose? Of course you are, you always have been. Your entire career is based on a tremendously skewed sense of self-righteousness, and a morally abject code of ethics which involves lying through your teeth about your every 'accomplishment', and pretending you've ever been worth something to begin with.
You're just another version of Sypha/Nonpareil, only I'd hazard a guess and say you're even more full of shit than he is.
Less talented too.
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Post by Enyalius on Apr 28, 2012 18:54:27 GMT -5
**Sigh**
Whatever dude. Just start the IC thread, I'll play your game. But we're fighting here, on HoRP, in the T1 section on the forum, where everyone can see.
And you still need a character sheet, I don't care who you are, that shit aint sliding with me. I want to know your character's height, weight, and special abilities (or mid-level powers) he has. I wanna know what weapons you'll be using, and what your weapons and armor is made of. If you don't wanna post a CS, then you better make sure you put all that information in your intro, cuz I aint having this shit.
Go...
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Post by Enyalius on Apr 28, 2012 20:52:20 GMT -5
By the way, I'm gettin a kick outta this...
You aint John Cena and this aint TV wrestling, so please, save me the drama and long winded soap opera conversations.
Put up or shut up...
And no, I'm not the only one, the feeling is mutual. I'm just saying what everyone else is already thinking. Even though you never even came close to beating me - FACT - you're still running your mouth. Face to face, you'd be licking the shit filled gum off the bottom of my boots by now, apologising to me for calling me a bitch - BUT - since we have this little obstacle between us, just cut the act and let's get this shit over with. I'm already falling asleep listening to you.
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Post by Lys' on Apr 29, 2012 0:18:25 GMT -5
Me too, watching you whine like a 2 year old is pretty entertaining, honestly.
Because apparently the allusion to John Cena somehow fits? I'm obviously the good guy, ROFL.
Oh, you mean the drama you started? The long-winded conversations you continuously go on about, even though you already know that no one likes you to begin with? What's your point in this segment, to try and place all your bad habits on my shoulders like they're somehow my fault? P.S. It isn't working.
You should really pay attention to what's on your screen, Wesley. I opened the thread a couple of minutes before you made this pathetic attempt at insulting toward me.
What feeling? No one has even expressed any feelings. Well, no one that matters anyway. You've been ranting and raving, expressing your obviously butthurt feeling toward everyone who would listen.
Actually, the general consensus is that you're so full of shit it's not even remotely funny, but if this is your agreeing with that statement we don't even need to worry about responding further, do we?
Except that time, on RPE, when I did beat you. Yeah, I'd say I came pretty close to beating you the night I -did beat- you, wouldn't you?
More of this bringing RL into the RP realm bullshit again, really? Is your life really so utterly pathetic that you have to constantly blend reality with your own fantasy in order to make yourself feel worth something? See a psychiatrist already, shit.
I only call 'em like I see 'em, bitch. Sorry if that offends you, bitch.
Yeah, this little obstacle sucks. You should get over your flawed sense of superiority and realize you're worthless e-trash, whose only claim to fame is a trumped up "undefeated" record that's as much bullshit as Sypha's was.
by the way, since I know how much of a moron you are, Sypha was Nonpareil.
I thought I did cut the act...you know...the moment I stopped pretending you were really worth anything. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I cut the act already.
Really? I'm sorry, though I'll be honest. I fell asleep six posts ago, right about the time you started proving everything I said about you right with every response you tried to make.
This is called Sleep-trolling, it's like Sleep-walking only better.
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Post by Enyalius on Apr 29, 2012 18:06:44 GMT -5
Zzz....
I just love how you worded that, trying to be funny, rude and sarcastic at the same time. You are such an epic fail troll, Lysander. A couple of minutes - Literally? Like, really? I posted at 8:52, you posted at 8:49 - Wow! However did I miss that? Perhaps because I'm not like you. I have better things to do than stand around trolling, refreshing my screen every 2 minutes just to see 'what's new' on the forums. I swear you act like such a bitch sometimes. Dude, just cut the shit.
Lysander, come on dude, you never even came close to beating me. Our little, whatever you wanna call it - I wouldn't exactly call it a fight - at RPE, that shit was never resolved. You never even came close to beating me, so how lame are you? To me, that wasn't even a real fight, and even if it was, we never finished it, so how can you sit there and lie like a bitch? Nonpareil was the admin/owner of RPE any way, so telling someone you beat me at RPE kind of defeats your own purpose, you fucking moron.
The only thing you ever beat was my dick in your mouth...
More of this bringing RL into the RP realm bullshit again, really? Is your life really so utterly pathetic that you have to constantly blend reality with your own fantasy in order to make yourself feel worth something? See a psychiatrist already, shit.
I thought this was RL/OOC, not RP/IC, how many times are you gonna change your mind? If you're gonna be fucking bipolar and shit, then maybe it's you who should be seeing a psychiatrist. The only fantasy here is you, homeboy, and that shit don't blend well with me at all. Not by a long shot.
Yeah, the owner/admin of RPE, I know who he is...
The other little bitch who shit you out and gave you a name, the faggot who took it in the rear end and gave birth to you from his left testicle, the other pussy ass punkboy wanna'be 'somebody' who's shadow you used to walk in, who you followed around like a little puppy dog, who made you look like a bitch in front of your own people...
Yeah, I know who he is...
He's your daddy...
Now as much as I'd like to continue this discussion, it seems the IC thread is now up, so I'll finish this dispute with you there, in-character. That is, after I take a nap, because you bore the fuck out of me, and the suspense is killing me. So, not to be a mean hater or anything, but, sit there like a good little dog and wait for me to post, alright?
And enjoy the moment, because it's yours...
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Post by Lys' on Apr 29, 2012 20:49:50 GMT -5
How did I know you'd try to come up with some shitty excuse not to make your post?
How did I know you'd run your mouth some more, but not actually do anything to back it up?
Oh, yeah...because that's the only thing you've ever been good at.
Wow, can't believe that almost slipped my mind, ROFL.
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Post by Enyalius on Apr 30, 2012 9:54:05 GMT -5
That's what happens when you lamers try to play mind games with me - It backfires in your fucking face - Now quit wasting my time, and be entertaining, you fool.
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Post by Lys' on May 1, 2012 5:37:38 GMT -5
You mean it's what happens when you know you can't beat the person you agree to fight.
This has nothing to do with you trying to beat me at a mind-game, something you couldn't do even if you wanted to.
What it does, however, have everything to do with? The fact you know you can't win this fight, and that it will be held in the public eye, where everyone will see your failure. That's always been your problem, your fear of people knowing you're really just a sad, pathetic child who has never been as good as he wants everyone else to think he is.
You really are just Sypha Jr.
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Post by Viper on May 1, 2012 10:00:25 GMT -5
This is lame. Lysander why are you wasting your time with this guy? You are a formidable fighter, you should not stoop to these levels. You do know what TB stands for, right? Two bitches, and that's exactly what we have here. You guys should just speed fight, I'm pretty sure Enyalius will get sliced up.
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Post by Lys' on May 1, 2012 11:56:32 GMT -5
Why wouldn't I waste my time with him, Viper? I've got the time to waste, and as far as stupid people go he's mildly entertaining.
Despite your personal opinion of T1/TB, you know how I am. I pride myself on the fact that I'm the only fighter left who is actually good in every form of fighting, and not just one side of the coin.
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Post by Enyalius on May 1, 2012 16:30:00 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm the idiot... But you're the bitch who wasted his time posting over 1000 words for nothing... Hope it didn't take you too long... you faggot.
And if you think I'm afraid to fight you, look up nigga. I require a CS - That means 'character sheet', Lysander, for you laymen - I wanna know your character's height and weight, and blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda, repeating myself for absolutely no reason.
Retype your intro, dummy. Make it right this time, or I'll make you do it again - And again and again and again, until you get it right... And do you know what I find entertaining? The fact that you think I'm entertaining you, when you're really entertaining me.
So go ahead and laugh now... Cry later, fuck nigga.
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Post by Darth on May 1, 2012 16:47:12 GMT -5
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Post by Lys' on May 2, 2012 0:38:22 GMT -5
Darth. Sup bro, nice picture. How you been? WesleyAdmission is the first step to recovery. Good for you. I know, right? I posted all that for a fight, then you bitched out because you knew you couldn't win. Time wasted. Not as long as it took you to think of this response you just made, so yeah. oh u I don't think you're afraid to fight me. I thought it earlier on, but then you proved you are. Now I just know it. Way to prove you haven't even opened the IC thread long enough to look at anything. ROFL No, really? That's Big Daddy Sander to my bitches, get it right ho'. Which is not only in the post, but in the character sheet I link you to in the post. Cool story, bro. Yeah, you tend to do that a lot. Especially when it comes to telling people you want to see something they've already shown you. lrn2readplz. No thanks. It's already right, though. You're just too dumb to comprehend words on your screen properly. A valid intimidation tactic...if you had any merit behind it to begin with. Hm...Lemme guess...pretending anyone other than you believes the bullshit you spout? Looking at yourself in the mirror and pretending you're not worthless? I don't know, why don't you tell me. I'm glad that being bested intellectually is entertaining for you. Personally, I find entertainment out of doing this kind of shit to stupid people. I guess it works out well for both of us, huh? I'll laugh right up until after I beat you, thanks. Oh no, the indomitable "use a line already used to insult me against the guy who used it against me to begin with" tactic. I am defeated...not really though.
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Post by D on Oct 1, 2012 2:01:37 GMT -5
You wanna know something funny? The first time I went through and viewed Lysander's introduction post, there was no CS included. Wanna know something else that's funny? When I went to click on the link to his CS, there was nothing there but a blank screen (specifically a black webpage). Lysander claims he doesn't really care much for TB/T1, but he sure is quick to wanna challenge me in TB/T1 in front of all his friends, especially when I exposed him as a liar after claiming to have beat me.
So exactly what kind of fighter is Lysander? No doubt the kind who would probably use some type of ungodly power-level character to destroy my pet 3-legged dog. For fuck's sake, is this reputable and well respected person actually trolling me and commenting on every little thing I say? Even his own people are like, "C'mon man, you're a formidable fighter, why stoop so low?" You know why, Viper? Because he aint that great, that's why.
And what's with all the long-winded posts? Shit, is this guy a TB/T1 fighter or a storyteller? You couldn't even skim halfway through Lysander's character sheets without dozing off. This motherfucker goes into every little detail on everything, right down to the color of the stains in his underwear. But then when it comes to technique, form and character interaction, Lysander's as vague as an old lady with alzheimers.
Next comes the problem with being challenged. This guy is a total fucking hypocrite. He chews my ass off for not handing over proof of my fighting records, but then he can't even provide his own records after claiming to have beaten me - A claim which he still holds to this day, and which simply isn't true. Still waiting on those records Lysander.
Then he comes back and tells me he's waiting for me to post, when I waited for him to post for two years! You called me out to fight, I gave you the go, and you disappeared! And now you wanna chew my ass out for doing the same thing to you that you did to me? What goes around comes around my nigga. Take it how you feel, get it how you live.
D`
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Post by D on Oct 1, 2012 2:09:59 GMT -5
One more thing...
This nigga's using a computer keyboard. Me? I'm using a PS3 controller. You tell me which one's harder to type with... And yet I still keep up with all the bullshit.
`Deuces
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